The Long and Short about being hum sup

It's was dinner today when we all agree that the ladies in our office are so much better looking than those hideous monsters from our lecture theatres back in *ahem* school. Seriously. Not to even mention their figures. No wonder our desks have to set so low.. to ease the trouble of having their keyboards being blocked..heh.

I was checking out the big-boo.. big-eyed office girl hard at work this morning. My goodness, I've always never failed but to notice her signature 'tok tok tok tok' - sounds of her heels. Trust me mans, it's almost the same as having two walking sticks banging against a coconut. Tsk tsk, always stealing peeks from my monitor. jialat lah. 

BUT this morning was the ultimate. i was REALLY nua-ing sweating over the desk when the 'tok tok tok' came again. Only this time it stopped short, and only manage to trace the final steps to desk opposite mine. I looked up... and boy, I wasn't staring at my computer anymore. For those hum sup cheek kor peks, yes she was ... erm... in a not-straight position talking to our colleague. Story short, I was very sure that it wasn't the winter clothing that accentuate what-you-think-about. Mwahaha. slurp slurp.

For those people who go 'eeeeeee' over the few paragraphs above, watch your seats because the genius lefty is going to drop some knowledge: NO man, NO man in the world will never ever pause to peek at a woman's breasts. Studies from www.ilookatboobs.com/any-size/any-time/i-dont-make-up-stats have shown that almost all men (the rest of the percentile being blind) enjoy the artistic angle admiring the superior work of nature. It's just innate. It's programmed right into us the moment we are 'popped' out between the legs of our mothers. It's like being a tiger. Instinctively sensitive and responsive to such. 

It's sibei impossible to resist such instinct. Statstics from www.boobs-gazing.com/men-with-judgement/char-bors have shown that the shortest possible gazing was recorded by 11 milliseconds by Mr Bio Char Boh before gotten his eyes dug out by jealous girlfriend. Trust me when i say ALL men are the same when it comes to this. If he claims he's decent and respect the moral obligation of gender equality... HA HA HA HA HA. 

Boobs are great. They're one of the greatest things to live and die for. No wonder one of the past president of No.1 economy in the world got into such deep sh*t. Heng ah i'm not President...... yet. =D